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Post by Snout on Nov 22, 2011 22:17:18 GMT
Junior=Boys im leaving to work for another company to sell hoover bags Colleagues=No way mate,surely thats a step back on the career ladder? Junior=No its something i have to do Colleagues=Well its probably more within your capabilities Manager=When you see out your notice jnr? Junior=End of the week boss Manager=Tell you what,sure send er on home now cos youre a waster!!!P.s take thon other sky hook finder with ye lol!!!!!!  |
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Post by DavyFTB on Nov 22, 2011 22:18:40 GMT
Never thought I'd see the day snout would be licking boys holes in work. What a ball lickin Cnut. Bru wouldnt be in it FFS!!! Promotions based on merit is the only way,as happened in my case.......You and your greasy side kick there hung outta bangles for long enough and still both got shown the road!!WASTERS!!!! Took you long enough to reply their, you away making tea again. Promotion based on merit my ass tea boy. Absolute joke. I used to think that Ricky is a good role model by by heck have you fallen down in my view....you'll have to do some ball licking to get te gloves if thn signing, maybe you cou be waterboy or even bring the manager a nice wee flask of tea. He can be the gaffer and you can make up the rest of the tetley tea gang. |
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Post by junior on Nov 22, 2011 22:19:51 GMT
Never thought I'd see the day snout would be licking boys holes in work. What a ball lickin Cnut. Bru wouldnt be in it FFS!!! Promotions based on merit is the only way,as happened in my case.......You and your greasy side kick there hung outta bangles for long enough and still both got shown the road!!WASTERS!!!! Richard!!!! Away and make that tea!...NOW!!!! And Ricky like the ball licker he is said....milk and sugar??  |
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Post by Snout on Nov 22, 2011 22:23:18 GMT
Please read reply no.30 jobseekers
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Post by DavyFTB on Nov 22, 2011 22:28:56 GMT
 Here's your tea sir can I get anything else. |
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Post by Snout on Nov 22, 2011 22:32:30 GMT
Jnr has logged off,head in hands 1 nil Sir Snout...........you are no match for me with your made up tea jokes(yawn yawn yawn) Go and pm your wee mate and we'll go again tomorrow sure Nighty night Davy |
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Post by DavyFTB on Nov 22, 2011 22:39:06 GMT
Jnr has logged off,head in hands 1 nil Sir Snout...........you are no match for me with your made up tea jokes(yawn yawn yawn) Go and pm your wee mate and we'll go again tomorrow sure Nighty night Davy Snout it wasn't a joke...can't believe you have stooped so low to being one if the ball lickers in that place. Although junior isn't for the blues ATM what would be the big deal. At the end of the day you had to go back to cloughmills after you jumped ship. Have to admire Rab for taking the team to were they are today. If everyone had of jumped ship when things weren't going great then the team might not have been going anymore. With no thanks to you snout!!! |
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Post by junior on Nov 22, 2011 22:39:33 GMT
Please read reply no.30 jobseekers I've read it...its crap. Merit boy Hahahaha...your a flipping dip stick who makes tea for his boss...your a joker snout. Job description: can operate a kettle in a safe and responsible manner. Pour milk, no spillages due to health and safety legislations. Able to apply sugar if requested. Be able to carry cup and saucer using manual handling procedures. promotions available but hnd in biscuit selection is essential. yeah Ricky your a real joker! |
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Post by DavyFTB on Nov 22, 2011 22:43:38 GMT
Please read reply no.30 jobseekers I've read it...its crap. Merit boy Hahahaha...your a flipping dip stick who makes tea for his boss...your a joker snout. Job description: can operate a kettle in a safe and responsible manner. Pour milk, no spillages due to health and safety legislations. Able to apply sugar if requested. Be able to carry cup and saucer using manual handling procedures. promotions available but hnd in biscuit selection is essential. yeah Ricky your a real joker! |
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Post by DavyFTB on Nov 22, 2011 22:49:47 GMT
He must be away junior. Is that 1 nil?  ?? |
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Post by junior on Nov 22, 2011 22:49:54 GMT
I've read it...its crap. Merit boy Hahahaha...your a flipping dip stick who makes tea for his boss...your a joker snout. Job description: can operate a kettle in a safe and responsible manner. Pour milk, no spillages due to health and safety legislations. Able to apply sugar if requested. Be able to carry cup and saucer using manual handling procedures. promotions available but hnd in biscuit selection is essential. yeah Ricky your a real joker! He's easy Dave who's next? He had to log of for the wife to take him through his spellings and meanings test!! "ricky, spell typhoo"? Ehhhhhhhhh..." t q,b Ehhhhhhhhh j..... |
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Post by DavyFTB on Nov 22, 2011 22:55:51 GMT
He's easy Dave who's next? He had to log of for the wife to take him through his spellings and meanings test!! "ricky, spell typhoo"? Ehhhhhhhhh..." t q,b Ehhhhhhhhh j..... Theirs no Oooooo without typhoo junior  Dunno whose next, I picked snout you pick now. |
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Post by junior on Nov 22, 2011 22:59:50 GMT
Jeff?...he's a bit of a knob. Or fish but he's out of action at the min with a broken wrist so he has to type with his "chins"....maybe take him a while to reply. |
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Post by DavyFTB on Nov 22, 2011 23:03:06 GMT
Jeff?...he's a bit of a knob. Or fish but he's out of action at the min with a broken wrist so he has to type with his "chins"....maybe take him a while to reply. Hahahahahaha. What about that rubberdick!!! He's a bit of a tool, or maybe Essexboy, he could do with attending the classes snout logged of for. |
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Post by DavyFTB on Nov 23, 2011 9:55:14 GMT
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Post by mrfish on Nov 23, 2011 12:07:21 GMT
Jeff?...he's a bit of a knob. Or fish but he's out of action at the min with a broken wrist so he has to type with his "chins"....maybe take him a while to reply. Ye think ye know someone..... ;D It's one chin sonny....for now!! |
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Post by mrfish on Nov 23, 2011 12:21:51 GMT
I hate this one hand typing...only time I can be bothered is when I'm in work, killing time!! |
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Post by DavyFTB on Nov 23, 2011 12:39:32 GMT
Jeff?...he's a bit of a knob. Or fish but he's out of action at the min with a broken wrist so he has to type with his "chins"....maybe take him a while to reply. Ye think ye know someone..... ;D It's one chin sonny....for now!! What did you do on junior fish? i hope you didnt upset him or you will move to the top of the hitlist, overtaking jeff. |
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Post by mrfish on Nov 23, 2011 12:44:29 GMT
Ye think ye know someone..... ;D It's one chin sonny....for now!! What did you do on junior fish? i hope you didnt upset him or you will move to the top of the hitlist, overtaking jeff. I swear, I'm as shocked as you Davy. Really I thought myself and Junior were good buds on here. Ye live and learn. Last time I deliberately miss a penalty against the reds well!! |
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Post by DavyFTB on Nov 23, 2011 12:52:18 GMT
as long as you dont huff (again) now that he is getting at you, would miss oyur banter on here. what happened to the wing??? did you lose it up peles arse??? |
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Post by junior on Nov 23, 2011 13:17:53 GMT
Fish you know I wouldn't be as foolish as to take on a man with your posting capabilitys. All said in jest my friend...are you fit to wank, our do you have to get Arthur round?
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Post by mrfish on Nov 23, 2011 13:47:41 GMT
what happened to the wing??? did you lose it up peles arse??? Hahaha brilliant!!!! Pele would make a good Sooty I always said....and when I say "always" I mean there now!! |
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Post by mrfish on Nov 23, 2011 13:49:34 GMT
Fish you know I wouldn't be as foolish as to take on a man with your posting capabilitys. All said in jest my friend...are you fit to wank, our do you have to get Arthur round? I've had to try adjusting to the other hand....got a wake up call last night though when it came (no pun intended) to the grande finale....I had no directional control....spent more time wiping the furniture than mesel!! ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Donko on Nov 23, 2011 13:51:23 GMT
Fish you know I wouldn't be as foolish as to take on a man with your posting capabilitys. All said in jest my friend...are you fit to wank, our do you have to get Arthur round? I've had to try adjusting to the other hand....got a wake up call last night though when it came (no pun intended) to the grande finale....I had no directional control....spent more time wiping the furniture than mesel!! ;D ;D ;D You'll never be allowed back in IKEA now fish |
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Post by mrfish on Nov 23, 2011 13:58:13 GMT
I've had to try adjusting to the other hand....got a wake up call last night though when it came (no pun intended) to the grande finale....I had no directional control....spent more time wiping the furniture than mesel!! ;D ;D ;D You'll never be allowed back in IKEA now fish Funny ye say that Donks, had sudden genital movement walking past Harveys earlier!! |
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Post by junior on Nov 23, 2011 14:07:35 GMT
Fish you know I wouldn't be as foolish as to take on a man with your posting capabilitys. All said in jest my friend...are you fit to wank, our do you have to get Arthur round? I've had to try adjusting to the other hand....got a wake up call last night though when it came (no pun intended) to the grande finale....I had no directional control....spent more time wiping the furniture than mesel!! ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Jeff on Nov 24, 2011 11:35:30 GMT
Jeff?...he's a bit of a knob. Or fish but he's out of action at the min with a broken wrist so he has to type with his "chins"....maybe take him a while to reply. Haha wee fona friend at it again. Just noticed this now but I had heard it was comin. Note to the wise when preparing to go into battle don't give diff the opportunity to warn me before hand ;D We junior champion slegger Never trust a glenman |
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Post by mrfish on Nov 24, 2011 12:18:03 GMT
Jeff?...he's a bit of a knob. Or fish but he's out of action at the min with a broken wrist so he has to type with his "chins"....maybe take him a while to reply. Haha wee fona friend at it again. Just noticed this now but I had heard it was comin. Note to the wise when preparing to go into battle don't give diff the opportunity to warn me before hand ;D We junior champion slegger Never trust a glenman Oooooooo.... |
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Post by junior on Nov 24, 2011 13:16:35 GMT
Jeff?...he's a bit of a knob. Or fish but he's out of action at the min with a broken wrist so he has to type with his "chins"....maybe take him a while to reply. Haha wee fona friend at it again. Just noticed this now but I had heard it was comin. Note to the wise when preparing to go into battle don't give diff the opportunity to warn me before hand ;D We junior champion slegger Never trust a glenman Wouldn't dream of it jeff, your no competition to me my friend...I've got bigger fish to fry (excuse the pun)! |
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Post by mrfish on Nov 24, 2011 13:41:28 GMT
...you'll need some pan.... ;D
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