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Post by pele on Jul 22, 2011 16:02:18 GMT
My Michelin Celtic source has told me that the squad are delighted by the arrival of rubbervoice as his non stop squeaking and organisation on the pitch is exactly what they have missed all these years  I think he has heard these whispers himself as he has told me he has made centre half his own now after a couple of towering performances Ps, remember not to let him man mark anyone(remember marriot  ) |
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Post by mrfish on Jul 22, 2011 17:00:35 GMT
My Michelin Celtic source has told me that the squad are delighted by the arrival of rubbervoice as his non stop squeaking and organisation on the pitch is exactly what they have missed all these years I think he has heard these whispers himself as he has told me he has made centre half his own now after a couple of towering performances Ps, remember not to let him man mark anyone(remember marriot ) Hahahahaha!! It's ironic Marriott's first name's Mark!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by pele on Jul 22, 2011 18:09:08 GMT
Ha ha your right Fishy ;D
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Post by rubberman on Jul 22, 2011 18:17:00 GMT
My Michelin Celtic source has told me that the squad are delighted by the arrival of rubbervoice as his non stop squeaking and organisation on the pitch is exactly what they have missed all these years I think he has heard these whispers himself as he has told me he has made centre half his own now after a couple of towering performances Ps, remember not to let him man mark anyone(remember marriot ) hahahahahahhaa pele what a c**t never would i come out with anything like that, biggest pile of dung ive ever read lol,just cos you bit last night  ive said before i`ll be lucky to get playing this year and im far from fit....or a center half lol w****r........ p.s tully was marking him for 3 of them goals lol not that it matters |
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Post by pele on Jul 22, 2011 18:18:03 GMT
Did you have any dinner tonight rubberheart?  |
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Post by pele on Jul 22, 2011 18:21:28 GMT
Did you have any dinner tonight rubberheart? Talk to me Munch munch |
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Post by BFP on Jul 22, 2011 18:24:45 GMT
Ha ha, class Pele  |
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Post by rubberman on Jul 22, 2011 18:27:53 GMT
Your a dirty dog pele, talking the biggest pile of while i was off having me
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Post by mrfish on Jul 24, 2011 14:55:45 GMT
Have to say the mentioned Rubberheart has really impressed since arriving with us. Battled away really well and doesn't give his man a second's peace.
Thought he had a very good game yesterday against some good opposition!!!
Keer er lit Rubberpubes!! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by rubberman on Jul 24, 2011 16:33:49 GMT
Have to say the mentioned Rubberheart has really impressed since arriving with us. Battled away really well and doesn't give his man a second's peace. Thought he had a very good game yesterday against some good opposition!!! Keer er lit Rubberpubes!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;Dim afraid to answer in case theres a catch....lol cheers fishster tho the highlight of yesterday was the fish pulling his fish deoderant outta his bag lol top class |
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Post by mrfish on Jul 24, 2011 17:51:54 GMT
Have to say the mentioned Rubberheart has really impressed since arriving with us. Battled away really well and doesn't give his man a second's peace. Thought he had a very good game yesterday against some good opposition!!! Keer er lit Rubberpubes!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;Dim afraid to answer in case theres a catch....lol cheers fishster tho the highlight of yesterday was the fish pulling his fish deoderant outta his bag lol top class ;D ;D ;D ;D Ye mean this wee bad boy...  Rather 'catching' I thought!! |
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Post by rubberman on Jul 24, 2011 19:21:06 GMT
;D ;D ;Dim afraid to answer in case theres a catch....lol cheers fishster tho the highlight of yesterday was the fish pulling his fish deoderant outta his bag lol top class ;D ;D ;D ;D Ye mean this wee bad boy... Rather 'catching' I thought!! ha ha thats the 1 looks great, smells like sh1t tho..... ;D |
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Post by mrfish on Jul 24, 2011 19:52:30 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D Ye mean this wee bad boy... Rather 'catching' I thought!! ha ha thats the 1 looks great, smells like sh1t tho..... ;D That why ye were spraying yer hole with it?? ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by pele on Aug 2, 2011 12:40:59 GMT
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Post by sterland on Aug 2, 2011 13:13:15 GMT
;D ;D ;D brilliant!
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Post by rubberman on Aug 2, 2011 13:36:09 GMT
was driving up the road there and heard this on the radio,i new 1 of them 2 cocks would have it fooking on here..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................  |
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Post by pele10 on Aug 2, 2011 14:26:58 GMT
Just had a vision of Rubberman driving down the road....hearing that on the radio and saying to himself: "Ahh f*** sake sham....them busterts will have that up on the forums tonight!!" Dont let them get to you Rubberheart!!! |
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Post by rubberman on Aug 2, 2011 15:09:25 GMT
Just had a vision of Rubberman driving down the road....hearing that on the radio and saying to himself: "Ahh f*** sake sham....them busterts will have that up on the forums tonight!!" Dont let them get to you Rubberheart!!! did you see me.thats pretty accurate lol and less of the rubberheart sideburn |
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Post by pele10 on Aug 2, 2011 15:29:30 GMT
Big man -- I dont even know why they call you Rubberheart -- but it sounds hilarious!!! Wee Sideburn!! Quality!!! |
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Post by mrfish on Aug 2, 2011 17:36:26 GMT
 f**king outstanding!!! ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by SevenTowersMan on Aug 3, 2011 7:42:20 GMT
Front page news this morning ;D ;D
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Post by pele on Aug 3, 2011 8:09:55 GMT
Auld plasticheart loves the headlines |
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Post by sterland on Aug 3, 2011 11:08:51 GMT
Loves the limelight that man...even trying to wear his shorts like mine last night also!
Some great war crys from rubber last night. Rab talking about the Ballykeel game on Saturday, Rubberheart replies... (Braveheart soundtrack playing in background and a backing choir of 34 African children)..."Its 11 men v 11 men out there sham, no where to hide on the green battle arena"......i noticed that a few of the boys where choking back a few tears after it...an emotional man is rubberheart!
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Post by sterland on Aug 3, 2011 11:20:09 GMT
Another Rubberheart stirring plea to his warriors as we concluded our training and approached our changing facilities...
(Gladiator Soundtrack, Track 3 'The Battle' by Yvonne S. Moriarty, playing in background with harmonies from Ballykeel sons of ulster flute band)
"This is what pre-season has prepared us for lads, all the hard work comes to this..."
We all roared for several minutes after this.
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Post by rubberman on Aug 3, 2011 11:25:45 GMT
feck me don i didn`t think you took the shorts joke that bad ;D ;D p.s never speaking in training again ;D ;D  |
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Post by sterland on Aug 3, 2011 11:35:29 GMT
;D ;D ;D all good craic mate!
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Post by SevenTowersMan on Aug 3, 2011 12:14:35 GMT
HAHAHA f**k me Don, Pure class doin some laughin here ;D
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Post by pele on Aug 3, 2011 12:25:33 GMT
Hahahahaha Don f**king love it ;D
I hope rubberheart said all this in his finest high pitched voice ;D ;D
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Post by sterland on Aug 3, 2011 12:49:25 GMT
It was deep pele, we had just endured a pain staking session when there was no breath left in any of us. All that could be heard was the distance sound from the michelin factory with its smoke blowing across the pitch. Know one could be seen....but then a crimson light emerged, half his faced painted blue, the other half yellow. We were all startled, we looked at each other, frightened at first, gasping for air, Mitty shouted "who is this crusader of the night thats parades himself in our colours?"
Rab answered immediately, "fear not my comrades, it is our loyal brother, our worthy prince, our bloodied soldier, our...."
"f**k sake Rab stop going on", interupted Tully, "im as good a right back as him".
(Avatar soundtrack, track 5 begins to play "Becoming One Of ''The People'' Becoming One With Neytiri" - James Horner)
Desmond Birt opens his mouth...
Rubberheart
Sons of Michelin!... I am Rubberheart
Rab Caughey
Rubberheart is seven feet tall!
Rubberheart
Yes, I am! I kill men by
the hundreds! And if they were here,
I would consume All Saints with
fireballs from my eyes, and bolts
of lightning from my ass!
We all laugh -- all get the point.
Rubberheart
I am Desmond Birt. And my enemies
do not go away. I saw our good nobles
hanged. My wife... I am Desmond
Birt. And I see a whole army of
my countrymen, here in defiance of
tyranny. You have come to fight as
free men. And free men you are! What
will you do with freedom? Will you
fight?
Mitty
Two thousand, against ten? We will
run -- and live!
Rubberheart
Yes. Fight and you may die. Run and
you will live, at least awhile. And
dying in your bed many years from
now, would you be willing to trade
all the days from this day to that,
for one chance to come back here as
young men, and tell our enemies that
they make take our lives, but they
will never take our freedom?
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Post by SevenTowersMan on Aug 3, 2011 12:53:04 GMT
Far too much time on ur hands ;D ;D |
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