|
|
Post by thelawnmowerman on Dec 14, 2007 12:40:16 GMT
boom boom.
old ones are the best.
|
|
|
|
Post by Lisbon_Lion_67 on Dec 14, 2007 18:28:32 GMT
its not biggottry when lisbon says it its "banter" you should know that by know flip sake Your right there mate as that word was what the English called the Germans in the world war so hows it bigotry you BIGOT?? Also would help if you could spell the word bigotry!!  |
|
|
|
Post by Lisbon_Lion_67 on Dec 14, 2007 18:31:35 GMT
Jean Claude the blue nosed Ranger Had a very red face And if you ever saw him You would never take his place All of the other players used to laugh and call him names He'll never get poor Rangers in the Champions League again Then one foggy Christmas Eve Sebo came to say, (HAHAHAHA) Jean Claude with your face so bright Play for Rangers they are ****e! All of the Celtic loved him And they shouted out with glee Jean Claude the blue-nosed Ranger ****ed up in the Champions league that is lethal mate!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D oh the gers are still s**te and will always be s**te!! |
|
|
|
Post by Lisbon_Lion_67 on Dec 14, 2007 18:39:01 GMT
Celtic apologise for qualification Scottish League Celtic 1. SOME OF CELTIC'S OPPONENTS MADE DEFENSIVE MISTAKES OR GOALKEEPING ERRORS WHICH CELTIC EXPLOITED TO SCORE GOALS. Celtic FC now accepts that it is unsporting to apply pressure on their opponents in the hope of capitalising on mistakes at some point in the course of a 90-minute match. The club had previously regarded this as a valid approach to creating scoring opportunities. Celtic FC apologises for this tactic and will never again try to benefit from their opponents' inability to handle this pressure. 2. CELTIC'S HAUL OF NINE POINTS FROM THREE MATCHES IS NULL AND VOID BECAUSE ALL THE POINTS WERE SECURED FROM HOME WINS. Celtic FC had previously been unaware of this rule and begs forgiveness for only recently discovering that seven points is better than nine if some of the seven points were won away from home. Celtic FC regrets this oversight. 3. LATE GOALS DO NOT COUNT. Celtic FC is at fault for believing that a goal scored towards the end of the game is worth the same as a goal scored at any other time. Had the club realised this, there would have been no need to feel any dismay after conceding a late goal to Benfica in Lisbon and Celtic FC now apologise for an inappropriate reaction to what has turned out to be a 0-0 draw. 4. GOALS DO NOT COUNT IF THE BALL IS DEFLECTED INTO THE NET. It can now be admitted that some of the club's employees are in the habit of shooting towards goal before the opposing defenders have had a chance to get out of the way and this unsporting practice can make it difficult for the goalkeeper to read the flight of the ball. This is a reprehensible tactic and Celtic FC undertakes to forbid its application forthwith. Henceforth, no Celtic player will be allowed to direct the ball goal wards if there is any danger of a goal resulting from a deflection. 5. CELTIC HAD SOME LUCKY BREAKS IN QUALIFYING. Admittedly, Celtic were very fortunate that Shaktar didn't take more advantage of their special dispensation to be allowed to control the ball with their hands, as Brandao did when he opened the scoring for Shaktar at Celtic Park. It was also fortuitous that AC Milan weren't awarded a soft penalty more than once when their forwards fell down dramatically in the penalty area. Luckier still was the fact that rival teams were not skilful enough to score more goals in the face of determined defending and goalkeeping by the Celtic players. Celtic FC can only apologise to the faithful supporters of Rangers for the anguish and disappointment that they have endured in the wake of these violations of the Spirit of the Game. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D    |
|
|
|
Post by I HATE CELTIC on Dec 15, 2007 10:39:16 GMT
lisbon feck off, nah boys fair enough if darcheville had of scored that van vossen of a sitter maybe we would of went through, but the fact is we were on paper just about 3rd favourites for that group, darcheville is still a good player though even though he missed what could of been a 10 million pound equaliser. all rangers fans cant hate a player based on one sitter, all the best to celtic fly the flag for scottish football
|
|
|
|
Post by Lisbon_Lion_67 on Dec 15, 2007 16:56:33 GMT
lisbon feck off, nah boys fair enough if darcheville had of scored that van vossen of a sitter maybe we would of went through, but the fact is we were on paper just about 3rd favourites for that group, darcheville is still a good player though even though he missed what could of been a 10 million pound equaliser. all rangers fans cant hate a player based on one sitter, all the best to celtic fly the flag for scottish football If he scored that would have made the score 1-3 so you's were still out!! Just not good enough mate thats the problem cant handle the big occasions wee walter is a bottler!!  |
|
|
|
Post by ritchaldo on Dec 15, 2007 17:26:45 GMT
lisbon feck off, nah boys fair enough if darcheville had of scored that van vossen of a sitter maybe we would of went through, but the fact is we were on paper just about 3rd favourites for that group, darcheville is still a good player though even though he missed what could of been a 10 million pound equaliser. all rangers fans cant hate a player based on one sitter, all the best to celtic fly the flag for scottish football If he scored that would have made the score 1-3 so you's were still out!! Just not good enough mate thats the problem cant handle the big occasions wee walter is a bottler!! Actually if he had of scored it would of made the score 1-1.... Good one lisbon...  |
|
|
|
Post by Pugford on Dec 17, 2007 9:15:04 GMT
lisbon feck off, nah boys fair enough if darcheville had of scored that van vossen of a sitter maybe we would of went through, but the fact is we were on paper just about 3rd favourites for that group, darcheville is still a good player though even though he missed what could of been a 10 million pound equaliser. all rangers fans cant hate a player based on one sitter, all the best to celtic fly the flag for scottish football If he scored that would have made the score 1-3 so you's were still out!! Just not good enough mate thats the problem cant handle the big occasions wee walter is a bottler!! As Rich says, that would have made it 1.1, and changed the game. We likely would of went on and won it 3.1, so you got the score right at least. Whats that, 1 point in the prediction league lmao, well done ;D ;D |
|
|
|
Post by Lisbon_Lion_67 on Dec 17, 2007 18:18:05 GMT
Well it did change the game lads as fatboy missed an open goal to make it 1-1 then lyon went up and tanked ya's and gave the football lesson they know they could give the scum!!
Oh Jean Claude
skied it over the bar
Jean Claude skied it over the bar
Jean Claude he skied it
Jean Claude he skied it
Jean Claude skied it over the bar!!
|
|
|
|
Post by I HATE CELTIC on Dec 17, 2007 19:03:19 GMT
fish not a nice joke there mate im dissapointed, didnt expect that from , tut tut
|
|
|
|
Post by mrfish on Dec 17, 2007 21:38:27 GMT
Are you referring to my bout of humour on page one of this thread??
Ah come on Cujoaks, ye know me by now!!! lol..
|
|
|
|
Post by I HATE CELTIC on Dec 18, 2007 18:06:15 GMT
relax fish i know you by now
|
|
