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Post by thelawnmowerman on May 28, 2008 9:30:46 GMT
Aye the Shaymaster. ;D The moustachiode one was a regular on the school trips away, Remember one time we went to Holland, 2nd year I think we were. There was 5 of us in room. It was just coincidental that the 5 of us that was sharing were the rips  who had the teachers rooms either side of ours  . One of the other pupils said they "lost there camera" so of course one of the lads I was sharing with got the blame for it. Shay and another teacher called Finn, and alco who knocked your f**k in in class, called him in and interigated him at 2am when they were both steaming.  Wee paddy hadnt a f**king clue what was happening. Then we all got called in, one after the other and got our arms twisted behind our back and nipped and all sorts by the 2 c**ts. Ended up the wee dick that lost the camera found it in his suitcase the following morning. The assholes "mummy" had hidden it in a side compartment he didnt know about. f**kin asshole. It was worse than a night in Castlereagh, and i can garantee that.  Ole Shay and Finn s**t there nickers thinking we would tell her parents, 2 of the lads had das u wouldnt f**k with, so the fly Shay used the "ballymena" in him ;D and told us we could play pull for free the rest of the hols as a sweetner. He put cans of coke in the pockets so the balls didnt drop down in the pool table in our hotel. The big bas.  I liked him all the same though. Laughed my bollox off when he became larne manager. ;D some of the lads from school used to go down on a saturday and stand behind his dugout making sheep noises for 90mins. he used to get pissed off and when he seen who it was he give them detention on a f**king Monday. ;D Legend. f**ker took my Celtic scar aff me in third year and never gave me it back. It was a belter. Said it would cause trouble going home. chunt. Never knew he was a cross community warrior as well. Tell him i want my scarf back or he`ll get a kick on his crocked funny finger. ;D RANDOM POST I KNOW, BUT I CANT ABUSE BUMHOLE ALL THE TIME |
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Post by LENNY on May 28, 2008 9:35:23 GMT
Aye the Shaymaster. The moustachiode one was a regular on the school trips away, Remember one time we went to Holland, 2nd year I think we were. There was 5 of us in room. It was just coincidental that the 5 of us that was sharing were the rips who had the teachers rooms either side of ours. One of the other pupils said the "lost there camera" so of course one of the lads I was sharing with got the blame for it. Shay and another teacher called Finn, and alco who knocked your f**k in in class, called me in and interigated him at 2am when they were both steaming. Wee paddy hadnt a f**king clue what was happening. Then we all got called in, one after the other and got our arms twisted behind our back and nipped by the 2 c**ts. Ended up the wee dick that lost the camera found it in his suitcase the fllowing morning. The assholes ma had hidden it in a side compartment he didnt know about. f**kin asshole. It was worse than a night in Castlereagh, and i can garantee that. Ole Shay and Finn s**t there nickers thinking we would tell her parents 2 of the lads had das u wouldnt f**k with, so the boll Shay used the "ballymena" in him and told us we could play pull for free the rest of the hols as a sweetner. He put cans of coke in the pockets so the balls didnt drop down in the pool table in our hotel. The big bas. I liked him all the same though. Laughed my bollox off when he became larne manager. some of the lads form school used to go down on a saturday and stand behind his dugout making sheep noises for 90mins. he used to get ppissed off and when he seen who it was he give them detention on a f**king Monday. Legend. f**ker took my Celtic scar aff me in third year and never gave me it back. It was a belter. Siad it would cause trouble going home. chunt. Never knew he was a cross community warrior as well. Tellhim i want my scarf back or he`ll get a kick on his funny finger. hahaha, laughing like f**k here!!!!!!!! big man is a pure lush now, alls he does is coach and drink like f**k, then go to the celtic games! 'funny finger' ahahahahahahahahhahahahaha. |
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Post by thelawnmowerman on May 28, 2008 9:37:03 GMT
He must have some pension, he retired early doors.
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Post by thelawnmowerman on May 28, 2008 9:44:07 GMT
Aye the Shaymaster. The moustachiode one was a regular on the school trips away, Remember one time we went to Holland, 2nd year I think we were. There was 5 of us in room. It was just coincidental that the 5 of us that was sharing were the rips who had the teachers rooms either side of ours. One of the other pupils said the "lost there camera" so of course one of the lads I was sharing with got the blame for it. Shay and another teacher called Finn, and alco who knocked your f**k in in class, called me in and interigated him at 2am when they were both steaming. Wee paddy hadnt a f**king clue what was happening. Then we all got called in, one after the other and got our arms twisted behind our back and nipped by the 2 c**ts. Ended up the wee dick that lost the camera found it in his suitcase the fllowing morning. The assholes ma had hidden it in a side compartment he didnt know about. f**kin asshole. It was worse than a night in Castlereagh, and i can garantee that. Ole Shay and Finn s**t there nickers thinking we would tell her parents 2 of the lads had das u wouldnt f**k with, so the boll Shay used the "ballymena" in him and told us we could play pull for free the rest of the hols as a sweetner. He put cans of coke in the pockets so the balls didnt drop down in the pool table in our hotel. The big bas. I liked him all the same though. Laughed my bollox off when he became larne manager. some of the lads form school used to go down on a saturday and stand behind his dugout making sheep noises for 90mins. he used to get ppissed off and when he seen who it was he give them detention on a f**king Monday. Legend. f**ker took my Celtic scar aff me in third year and never gave me it back. It was a belter. Siad it would cause trouble going home. chunt. Never knew he was a cross community warrior as well. Tellhim i want my scarf back or he`ll get a kick on his funny finger. hahaha, laughing like f**k here!!!!!!!! big man is a pure lush now, alls he does is coach and drink like f**k, then go to the celtic games! 'funny finger' ahahahahahahahahhahahahaha. Id say the big bollox takes my Celtic scarf to the matches with him. |
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Post by LENNY on May 28, 2008 9:46:53 GMT
He must have some pension, he retired early doors. so would u working down in that mad hole!! lol he does abit of subbing in garron tower, says its great teaching kids with brains! lol |
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Post by thorny on May 28, 2008 10:31:05 GMT
He put cans of coke in the pockets so the balls didnt drop down in the pool table in our hotel. The big bas. haha, quality! |
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Post by thelawnmowerman on May 28, 2008 10:54:27 GMT
He must have some pension, he retired early doors. so would u working down in that mad hole!! lol he does abit of subbing in garron tower, says its great teaching kids with brains! lol f**k away off! I passed all my GCSEs no thanks to Shay who spent most of his time sitting on the table at the front of the classroom scratching his nuts in his blue umbro tracky btms he were for 5 yrs flirting with the good looking girls in the class. Although in saying that, il have to tell you this story. I thought it was f**king magic and its true too. Imagine the scene; you’re a tube who has mucked around in school for 3 years. Pissed everyone off by just being a Messer. Had detention, then letters to the parents, parents called to the school. Been suspended. Always fighting. f**king about on the bus on the way home. Smoking. Just nothing more could be done with you. Right, so now you know John "Cha" Mc Auley from Carnlough and he is called along with his parents to his school - St Alouysious in Cushendall. Also known as the D.A. (Dunce Academy). Hes up in front of the head teacher, headmaster form teacher and the board of governors for the area. He knows hes on his way out. Expelled unless he hits them with a "ill change" story. Into the Assembly hall he goes. All the teachers and board are up on the stage looking down on him and hi ma and da sittin either side of him in the midde of the floor looking quite uneasy. They ask him the first question, "well can you confirm you name" "aye, its John Mc Auley, Im free Carnlough" "Yes John, so we see" "do you know why your here?" "aye I do" "right ok then we`ll get started, you have been going to St. Alouysous for 3 years now - yes?" "aye thats right" "and can you tell me, is St.Alouyous a high school?" "er........well, no really, there is only 3 steps up to it!" Needless to say the following summer he joined our school. Much to amusement of us when he told us that story. I not sure If its him or his brother but i was told a few months back one of them is in Liverpool starring in cheap porn films for £650 a film. |
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Post by mrfish on May 28, 2008 11:17:02 GMT
Aye the Shaymaster. ;D The moustachiode one was a regular on the school trips away, Remember one time we went to Holland, 2nd year I think we were. There was 5 of us in room. It was just coincidental that the 5 of us that was sharing were the rips who had the teachers rooms either side of ours . One of the other pupils said they "lost there camera" so of course one of the lads I was sharing with got the blame for it. Shay and another teacher called Finn, and alco who knocked your f**k in in class, called him in and interigated him at 2am when they were both steaming. Wee paddy hadnt a f**king clue what was happening. Then we all got called in, one after the other and got our arms twisted behind our back and nipped and all sorts by the 2 c**ts. Ended up the wee dick that lost the camera found it in his suitcase the following morning. The assholes "mummy" had hidden it in a side compartment he didnt know about. f**kin asshole. It was worse than a night in Castlereagh, and i can garantee that. Ole Shay and Finn s**t there nickers thinking we would tell her parents, 2 of the lads had das u wouldnt f**k with, so the fly Shay used the "ballymena" in him ;D and told us we could play pull for free the rest of the hols as a sweetner. He put cans of coke in the pockets so the balls didnt drop down in the pool table in our hotel. The big bas. I liked him all the same though. Laughed my bollox off when he became larne manager. ;D some of the lads from school used to go down on a saturday and stand behind his dugout making sheep noises for 90mins. he used to get pissed off and when he seen who it was he give them detention on a f**king Monday. ;D Legend. f**ker took my Celtic scar aff me in third year and never gave me it back. It was a belter. Said it would cause trouble going home. chunt. Never knew he was a cross community warrior as well. Tell him i want my scarf back or he`ll get a kick on his crocked funny finger. ;D RANDOM POST I KNOW, BUT I CANT ABUSE BUMHOLE ALL THE TIME ;D ;D ;D ;D Magic, big interigation tash!!!! Quality!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by tg11 on May 30, 2008 23:03:42 GMT
OK Kel time to get your vote in! Decisions decisions decisions...
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Post by thorny on May 31, 2008 9:23:51 GMT
2 cups for the first time in saints history... can only be one winner!
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Post by mrfish on Jun 1, 2008 21:00:43 GMT
2 cups for the first time in saints history... can only be one winner! We'll, two winners!!! |
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Post by thorny on Jun 3, 2008 10:41:54 GMT
 Shay Hamill is back in football – with a key role in Ballymena United's Youth Academy. The former United assistant manager and Chimney Corner boss has been appointed as Director of the acclaimed Academy. Hamill has been out of football since stepping down as Corner manager a year ago but has helped out with coaching Saturday Morning League side All Saints Old Boys. He has also spent his time studying youth academies at Manchester City and Huddersfield Town as well as similar facilities at Dutch clubs Utecht, PSV Eindhoven and MVV Maastricht. “I’m excited about the job because coaching players is always what I’ve enjoyed most,” Hamill told Times Sport.“I’ve already met with the coaches within the Youth Academy and we’ve talked about what needs to be coached and how. “I know how much work the committee and the coaches put in and having watched a couple of sessions, I’m impressed at how the kids respond to their coaches. “We will be creating player profiles which cover every aspect of a player’s development and which will be updated twice each year as he progresses through the Academy. “Developing players for Ballymena United’s first team is the goal and if a player reaches a level that he can go to a cross-channel club, that’s a bonus. A spokesperson for the Youth Academy said: “The role of the Academy Director will cover many aspects and Shay will work closely with the already good team of coaches, management and helpers already in place. “This new position within the club will assist the Academy to move one or two more rungs up the ladder in its efforts to achieve even more professionalism and attain what is the ultimate goal, seeing players progress to the senior squad,” the spokesman added. |
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Post by LENNY on Jun 3, 2008 10:46:48 GMT
will he still be able to help out with the saints??
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Post by thelawnmowerman on Jun 3, 2008 12:15:56 GMT
He seems to spend quite a bit of time in Holland the dirty bas..........
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Post by mrfish on Jun 3, 2008 12:34:48 GMT
Well if he leaves now at least he leaves with two cups and third place under his belt!!
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Post by LENNY on Jun 3, 2008 13:00:29 GMT
Well if he leaves now at least he leaves with two cups and third place under his belt!! hes staying on board.. |
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who had the teachers rooms either side of ours 
