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Post by G*A*W*A on Dec 15, 2004 22:11:17 GMT
The funniest moment that I recall was about 1996/7 ish, playing for Braid Utd against a Portglenone side. Anyone remember Hawthorn FC?
Their headband wearing central defender staggered onto the pitch, clearly p*ssed, and within 5 minutes of play I turned round to see him holding a can of beer in the middle of the pitch.
He was wasted!!! Classic. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Pavel on Dec 15, 2004 22:25:07 GMT
Would have to be a particular Terry Robb goal celebration for the Reds. He ran over to Jackson Ewart, stole his coat and proceeded to march up and down the sidelines  . Pretty damn funny...although I think you take the biscuit. |
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Post by zippy on Feb 25, 2005 23:36:50 GMT
Gota be a match at enkalon, cant remember who the opposition were. The right midfielder 4 enkalon (Paul Mackle) cut inside and cracked one from a good 30 yards which looked 2 b in the top corner. he turned, arm in the air and was away celebrating. the ball cracked the post and play continued while he was still celebrating. It wasnt until no-one went 2 congratulate him that he realised somethin was wrong. He cudnt believe he hadnt scored!!
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Post by Potter on May 23, 2005 21:23:48 GMT
One has to be tonight up at weavney abbeyview were playing on the first pitch while up the other pitch there was a horse up there at one of the nets i thought it was going to come down but gladly enough it did not come down and ruin the match it just lay there and watched it! ;D
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Post by Simon on May 30, 2005 2:12:43 GMT
Probably the pitch invasion down at Cloughmills last season (BY A SHEEP!) Hilarious |
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Post by fcmoylena on Jun 3, 2005 11:28:18 GMT
One has to be tonight up at weavney abbeyview were playing on the first pitch while up the other pitch there was a horse up there at one of the nets i thought it was going to come down but gladly enough it did not come down and ruin the match it just lay there and watched it! ;D I heard it fell asleep! ;D ;D |
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Post by Potter on Jun 3, 2005 17:10:40 GMT
Most likely! as long as the thing didnt come down to the pitch who cares what it does!
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Post by fcmoylena on Jun 3, 2005 23:21:52 GMT
Yes we played up there once and Andy Smith was the only one with a bigger knob than it!!
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Post by fcmoylena on Jun 4, 2005 11:22:49 GMT
Most likely! as long as the thing didnt come down to the pitch who cares what it does! I heard Aggy tried to sign it!! |
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Post by Weeman on Jun 4, 2005 16:31:39 GMT
Thats cause Man U's got a horse in Ruud so he thought he'd sign one for Abbeyview ;D ;D
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Post by 2left feet on Jun 8, 2005 7:30:02 GMT
baldrick c if u rembember these two ! cant rembember his name , think it might have been gibson , but he played for the villa . we where playing on the old pitchs at the forum and we where one nil down . he was one on one with the keeper but was pushed out wide , next thing he picked up the ball . we all said very nicely what are you doing ,his reply , taking a quick throw ! . the ball had just gone out of the box resulting in a free kick to the other side . we lost  the other game was at wakehurst and again we where one nil down and def not looking like we would get anything out of the game until the police turned up and arrested their centre forward . they had used all their subs and where down to 10 men . we won 4-1 . ;D |
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Post by fcmoylena on Jun 8, 2005 8:09:00 GMT
;D ;D ;D Great stories 2leftfeet!
I remember training down at Enkalon. We were doing laps in 3's. After countless laps Paul Mackle was so tired and running with his head down he didn't see the other two guys turning the corner to go down the back straight. Instead he continued straight on and ended up in falling into the bushes with a very embarassed look on his face.
Another time we were training and doing the same exercise only there had been 6ft holes dug out of the ground to allow for some new floodlights. Derek Johnston came running down after another gruelling lap, slowed up in eager anticipation of a rest and proceeded to go feet first into one of the holes! Classic!
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Post by 2left feet on Jun 8, 2005 9:04:33 GMT
pure class ;D .
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Post by smicker3 on Jan 3, 2006 14:21:25 GMT
funniest has to be in a match quite a few years back, our current league secretary brian montgomery went to take a corner kick and ended up kicking the corner flag instead. the same thing happened last year during a junior shield match up at the waveney, i think it was all saints that were playing, and an opposing player kicked the corner flag instead of the ball.
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Post by pugford on Jan 3, 2006 15:04:33 GMT
Think it was woodside, though not entirely sure. We were playing them on pitch 1 at the forum. One of their guys ran to the 18 yard box to take a throw! ;D ;D
I know the pitch is small, but that was seriously funny!
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Post by G*A*W*A on Jan 4, 2006 6:53:19 GMT
Think it was woodside, though not entirely sure. We were playing them on pitch 1 at the forum. One of their guys ran to the 18 yard box to take a throw! ;D ;D I know the pitch is small, but that was seriously funny! I saw something similar recently, the ball crossed the side of the 18 yard box and the attacker picked the ball up, thinking it had gone out of play! Excellent. Free-kick to the defending side. ;D |
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Post by pugford on Jan 4, 2006 8:24:26 GMT
He must of bin on Shores pitch ;D
Either that or pitch 1 at the forum ha ha ha ;D
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Post by pele on Jan 4, 2006 19:59:14 GMT
Big Becks arriving to the okane cup final in the whistle was hilarious if pav could move it from the penarol thread jus coldt e arsed writin it all out again?
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Post by rubberman on Jan 5, 2006 13:09:55 GMT
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Post by thorny on Jan 5, 2006 16:16:26 GMT
One has to be tonight up at weavney abbeyview were playing on the first pitch while up the other pitch there was a horse up there at one of the nets i thought it was going to come down but gladly enough it did not come down and ruin the match it just lay there and watched it! ;D Why is this so funny? That horse is always there! |
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Post by pugford on Jan 5, 2006 17:21:09 GMT
One has to be tonight up at weavney abbeyview were playing on the first pitch while up the other pitch there was a horse up there at one of the nets i thought it was going to come down but gladly enough it did not come down and ruin the match it just lay there and watched it! ;D Why is this so funny? That horse is always there! Apparantly the horse was cracking jokes ;D ;D |
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Post by finlardo on Jan 11, 2006 16:58:19 GMT
Earlier on this season we were playing Glenarm away. Only when we all got down there did we realise that the fella who was supposed to bring the kits had left them in Belfast. We had to scrape around and barely managed to get 11 red t-shirts to play in. The Glenarm boys loaned us some socks and shorts and we looked like a serious joke outfit. I had to play in a big giant pair of swimming shorts that were still soaking and our captain was about to play in his boxers until he got a pair of shorts right before kick-off. Needless to say they won!
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Post by scarface on Jan 11, 2006 17:23:50 GMT
Heard a great story of one of the castletown players the other week there about their number 1 supporter mickey quinn....the guy with a tin of carlsberg in 1 hand and a crutch in the other!!! Apparently during a junior shield game a few years back mickey was doing his usual ranting and raving from the sideline. On this occasion he was getting abit carried away and the ref was getting pissed off. Two lads from the castletown sideline grabbed mickey and locked him in a car to try and f**k him up. 10 mins later every1 hears mickey shouting again "come on castletown, get into these c**ts".....every1 turns round and there's mickey standing on top of the car after climbing through the sun roof!!!! ;D
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Post by G*A*W*A on Jan 12, 2006 11:28:16 GMT
Heard a great story of one of the castletown players the other week there about their number 1 supporter mickey quinn....the guy with a tin of carlsberg in 1 hand and a crutch in the other!!! Apparently during a junior shield game a few years back mickey was doing his usual ranting and raving from the sideline. On this occasion he was getting abit carried away and the ref was getting pissed off. Two lads from the castletown sideline grabbed mickey and locked him in a car to try and f**k him up. 10 mins later every1 hears mickey shouting again "come on castletown, get into these c**ts".....every1 turns round and there's mickey standing on top of the car after climbing through the sun roof!!!! ;D Absolute quality......Mickey's a right laugh ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by TheCat on Jan 12, 2006 16:53:36 GMT
Got one.....playing for Crumlin Rec a few years ago at home...cant remember who against, had been a s**tty rainy morning and the goal mouths cut up pretty bad, withlarge puddle sgathering in the middle of the goal mouth. Had a one on one with their centre forward......managed to push him wide, but not wide enough......he shot then spun off to celebrate. Funny thing was the ball had hit the puddle and stopped dead, 2 yards from goal. Simple picked the ball up and played on while the clampett was still celebrating!
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Post by TheCat on Jan 12, 2006 16:57:19 GMT
Actually there was something similar last month playing for Athletic away to Braid, GAWA commented on it after the game. Ball got knocked down from a corner about 4 yards out and their midfielder ran onto it and thumped it goal ward. The goal mouths were that bad that the ball stopped just short of the line. Dived on it to the disbelief of nearly everyone. Funny as feck
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Post by bremner on Jan 12, 2006 16:59:50 GMT
Actually there was something similar last month playing for Athletic away to Braid, GAWA commented on it after the game. Ball got knocked down from a corner about 4 yards out and their midfielder ran onto it and thumped it goal ward. The goal mouths were that bad that the ball stopped just short of the line. Dived on it to the disbelief of nearly everyone. Funny as feck It was one of those ones you had to be there......but there was more muck on your face than on the pitch ;D |
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Post by Weeman on Jan 16, 2006 13:10:14 GMT
Got one.....playing for Crumlin Rec a few years ago at home...cant remember who against, had been a s**tty rainy morning and the goal mouths cut up pretty bad, withlarge puddle sgathering in the middle of the goal mouth. Had a one on one with their centre forward......managed to push him wide, but not wide enough......he shot then spun off to celebrate. Funny thing was the ball had hit the puddle and stopped dead, 2 yards from goal. Simple picked the ball up and played on while the clampett was still celebrating! Think it was against one of the Bangor teams up there. |
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Post by skyblue magic on Jan 25, 2006 18:30:17 GMT
Actually there was something similar last month playing for Athletic away to Braid, GAWA commented on it after the game. Ball got knocked down from a corner about 4 yards out and their midfielder ran onto it and thumped it goal ward. The goal mouths were that bad that the ball stopped just short of the line. Dived on it to the disbelief of nearly everyone. Funny as feck good one lol |
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Post by Potter on Apr 6, 2007 12:11:13 GMT
One has to be tonight up at weavney abbeyview were playing on the first pitch while up the other pitch there was a horse up there at one of the nets i thought it was going to come down but gladly enough it did not come down and ruin the match it just lay there and watched it! ;D Why is this so funny? That horse is always there! in antrim you just dont normally see horses running about the playing fields |
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