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Post by venom111 on Sept 21, 2010 16:10:39 GMT
HELP!!!!!! Can anyone help the clown his beloved computer has gone to the knackers yard and the forum ain't the same with out him may be Mr fish can write a ode to cheer the big man up
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Post by mrfish on Sept 22, 2010 11:31:37 GMT
The message went out for the missing Clown, He hadn't been on the league forum of Ballymena Town, And that alone was strange considering the norm, For he was usually on there kicking up a storm,
The rumours were flying at where he could be, Some said keyboard shopping and others A&E, I asked big Cocobean if there was anything he had heard, On the whereabouts of this skinny big terd,
I checked my records as I'm the law around here, The Clown's defo been on for a perverse leer, But why no comment and nothing to say, Come on big Clown stop acting a gay,
Someone told me he was in an awful state, That outside a pub there was a nasty debate, But I don't believe a word as he's my friend, And where ever he is I hope he's on the mend...
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Post by COCO on Sept 22, 2010 12:25:08 GMT
ha ha you only think you enforce the law pal,coco has diff ideas he's the big chief from the top of the town lol...........funny poem cant wait till his shiners go away to he reads it
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Post by topofthetownclown on Sept 22, 2010 14:42:41 GMT
HAHA shinners broken jaw and nose wise up use smarts chaps the clown is alive and well not a shinner to his name still the hardest man from b'mena north!!!!!!!
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Post by COCO on Sept 22, 2010 14:45:22 GMT
good to have you back you never had that title when u lived in the rectory,big pussy had it lol
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Post by lonesomeboatman on Sept 22, 2010 21:37:25 GMT
good to have you back you never had that title when u lived in the rectory,big pussy had it lol Is that wat they called you when you lived in the rectory coco? ;D
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Post by mrfish on Sept 22, 2010 21:41:04 GMT
I must say I remember quite a few big pussies around the Rectory area back in the day!! ;D ;D
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Post by COCO on Sept 22, 2010 21:42:01 GMT
unlucky goat features i was referring to someone else if your not from the rectory u wudnt no
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Post by mrfish on Sept 22, 2010 22:17:23 GMT
The top Crew in town had no banner or flag, They were famed purely on their ability to shag, The venue was the Rectory and the weapon was lush, The stories alone would make most donars blush,
Our crew had many members and all getting down, Some from the Rectory and Market Rd part of town, And some of us we came all the way from Dunclug, All of us in search of a wee Fish Rug,
The White Lightening was flying and standing like the Hoff, Was the leader of the Crew getting the donars wrote off, For he'd lead the way and offer the girls a wee booster, Yes that's right it was the man they call Rooster,
As a young man meself to me he was God, Turn up smelling of Cool Water and leave smelling of cod, I kid you not this man was the king and was out to win, The man's been in more water than Gunga Din,
Now obviously no girls names can be released, But the pounding they got very rarely ceased, They knew the crew's rep and understood the craic, For if they wanted to drink with us they'd do it on their back,
When yer old and gray and yer grand kids they do ask, If you were a part of that crew and put you to task, You must deny all knowledge of removing any panties, Just tell them they probably have lots of uncles and aunties,
We have no tropheys, we have no prizes, Our memory of the crew is one that rises, This ballad alone is a stark reminder for you, In Glorious Memory of the Rectory Crew.....
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by lonesomeboatman on Sept 22, 2010 22:28:46 GMT
Holy f**k fish pure class, but ye didnt mention the polo mint sheds haha
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Post by mrfish on Sept 22, 2010 22:32:30 GMT
Holy f**k fish pure class, but ye didnt mention the polo mint sheds haha Hahaha, least said about them the better!!! ;D ;D
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Post by venom111 on Sept 22, 2010 23:41:36 GMT
The big yins bound ta ba smilling noo
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Post by COCO on Sept 23, 2010 8:54:06 GMT
f**k me the polo mint sheds now they cud tell a story or 2 lol
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Post by lonesomeboatman on Sept 23, 2010 8:59:45 GMT
Some shenanagins went on inside them big man, you were always on top looking down but ;D
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Post by mrfish on Sept 23, 2010 9:04:50 GMT
you were always on top looking down but ;D The funny thing about being on top of the Polo Mint sheds was that you were no sooner "up" before ye "got off"..... ;D ;D ;D
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Post by COCO on Sept 23, 2010 9:10:30 GMT
reveal yorself boatman
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Post by lonesomeboatman on Sept 23, 2010 9:11:12 GMT
you were always on top looking down but ;D The funny thing about being on top of the Polo Mint sheds was that you were no sooner "up" before ye "got off"..... ;D ;D ;D Hahahaha very true fish very true
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Post by lonesomeboatman on Sept 23, 2010 9:11:54 GMT
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Post by COCO on Sept 23, 2010 9:17:56 GMT
were not on first name terms yet
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Post by lonesomeboatman on Sept 23, 2010 9:22:28 GMT
were not on first name terms yet Sorry cocobean
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Post by lonesomeboatman on Sept 23, 2010 9:30:26 GMT
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Post by COCO on Sept 23, 2010 10:02:32 GMT
iv been doing my research and your not from the rectory so please dont comment about it
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Post by mrfish on Sept 23, 2010 11:08:50 GMT
iv been doing my research and your not from the rectory so please dont comment about it Hey, don't you forget yersel Bean, more than 50% of the Crew were from outside the Rectory. Some from Dunvale/Dunclug, Fisherwick etc etc. ;D ;D
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Post by COCO on Sept 23, 2010 11:14:00 GMT
yes fish only blow ins me and snots r real rectory men lol
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Post by mrfish on Sept 23, 2010 16:28:11 GMT
yes fish only blow ins me and snots r real rectory men lol f**k, you said it mate, literally blow ins most saturday nights!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by lonesomeboatman on Sept 23, 2010 17:18:58 GMT
iv been doing my research and your not from the rectory so please dont comment about it Big stuartie getting a bit touchy bout his old stumping ground my apologys m8, wont mention it again
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Post by mrfish on Sept 23, 2010 20:48:20 GMT
Lest We Forget.... The Crew Motto... Rectory Crew Blue cover... Legally we can't show our victims faces but here's a rear shot of a select few...
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Post by rubberman on Sept 23, 2010 21:23:55 GMT
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Post by topofthetownclown on Sept 24, 2010 18:00:49 GMT
Mr rectory himself has offically returned let the stirring commense..... now were r u junior
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Post by lonesomeboatman on Sept 24, 2010 18:11:57 GMT
You get the laptop sorted big yin? Training the mora?
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