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Post by ratman on Dec 5, 2006 14:53:38 GMT
This is an announcement from the Arthur McClean Freedom Fighters - South East Antrim Division- 1st Battalion- C Company
It has come to our attention that the life of our leader, Arthur 'yip-ekay-ay'McClean is under threat from a disgruntled ex-player. All AMcCFF to be on red alert, this threat is being taken extremely seriously. We must also stress that anyone wishing to do harm to the Kaiser will be dealt with in the strongest possible fashion. Anyone found guilty will face a punishment of death by being put in a burning wheelie bin and pushed down the moat hill. No surrender to the arthur haters. AMcCFF.
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Post by Mitty on Dec 6, 2006 21:48:50 GMT
It has come to our attention that the life of our leader, Arthur 'yip-ekay-ay'McClean is under threat from a disgruntled ex-player. I Swear to god Ratman, as the great Shaggyman once said, 'it wasnt me'. Ask anybody down and around your sewers. You know I wouldnt mess with the AMcCFF
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Post by mrfish on Dec 7, 2006 10:15:31 GMT
I heard it was an extremely young ex player as well! Wonder what he could be annoyed with old ' tracksuit bottoms and shoes' McClean for? ?
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Post by ratman on Dec 7, 2006 13:28:02 GMT
Foot patrols and checkpoints have been set up on the Moat Road, and two armed guards are stationed outside McClean Manor. All threats are taken seriously, and no one will hold our leader artie bucco to ransom. We will nullify this threat, and have called our brothers in the South East Antrim Wheelie Bin Crew to assist us.
Army intelligence tells us this threat emmanates from the Crebilly Road/Ballykeel II area, and the suspect is under constant surveillance. Arthur is our king, the maot road is our demain, we will defend them with all our might. AMcCFF.
p.s. all volunteers are to be in full uniform of stano tracksuit, shirt and clip on tie and black trainers. No bryl cream to be worn on patrols due to gleam.
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Post by mrfish on Dec 7, 2006 15:37:10 GMT
Shem our wee army, ' The Dunclug and District Associates of Arthur Freedom Fighters', would offer our support to your cause as 'The Kaiser' comes up our way to play footie but we are trying to keep our nebs clean until we get our 5 or 6 million from Big Ian! As soon as it's in the account we will take full control of the top end of the town, especially the bottum of the Frys road near Deramore so the bustert can't duke down the Woodside road to escape your checkpoints around the moat and the Keel. Once we get our money 'yipy ki aye' becomes the main priority! We haven't gone away you know!!!! lol
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Post by ratman on Dec 7, 2006 16:01:13 GMT
The support is much appreciated, welcome onboard the DADAAFF. The Parkmount Freedom Fighters and the Leighinmohr Defence Association have offered their help also. Meeting tonight in the Peoples Park up at the Loughan School Lane,then we need to visit the North Ballymena arms dump. All volunteers are instructed to bring their wagons. Be careful in the town but, the Suffolk Street Commandoes called off their ceasefire today. Arthur til we die...
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Post by mrfish on Dec 8, 2006 12:29:57 GMT
Prepared for peace, ready for war! Meeting went well, my crew soon realised that the love of Mr Bucco is something that never leaves ya! Here but we never expected to meet the supreme commander of the Mount Street Elite, Master Beattle and gain his invaluable support. Thank the Lord we decided to meet up at Loughan School, me thinks the commander of the AMcCFF set the meeting up to chance the appointment of Volunteer Beattle! Great foresight and wisdom shown comrade!!!
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Post by Heather Trott Daffy on Dec 8, 2006 13:02:17 GMT
i would just like to add to the board the support of the peoples republic of the broughshane road area. we offer our full support to the " Kaiser " At our meeting last nite, all active units have been put on code red, with the elite armed using our arms dump in broughshane village. we have men been trained as we speak on slemish hill to protect bucco.
AMcCFF - we will always be with you
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Post by mrfish on Dec 8, 2006 13:32:18 GMT
Men just heard that big Damian Blue Spoon is on the verge of takin total control of the cushendall road as well, he's on our side even though he attacked me once at mass. We got it all sorted mind you so there really won't be any escapin for this thug! The Kaiser is safer than Bin Laden!!! DADAAFF
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Post by becks23 on Dec 8, 2006 15:14:03 GMT
leighinmohr defence association has recieved oders from our commander n chief to move in and eliminate all enimies in galgorm road area n to watch the bus station in case of intruder passage through the public transport system! go loud fellow associates
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Post by mrfish on Dec 12, 2006 9:50:10 GMT
Quite a low profile from this supposed attacker. Perhaps he underestimated the esteem in which our noble leader is so firmly held! DADAAFF have, with the help of The True Blue Spoon Defence Assosiation, assumed total control of Ballymena North! Just awaiting orders from HQ! Arthur Forever!!!
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Post by ratman on Dec 12, 2006 9:58:13 GMT
Blue spoon...i saw you standing alone...without a spoon in your hand... Do you know why d carries that spoon? Cos everytime he sees a nice bit of panini he starts pulling his lanyard and the spoon means his hands full. Hes a bad egg that damian boy, you dont see many sloaners that smoke...
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Post by mrfish on Dec 12, 2006 12:31:54 GMT
I know Mr Rat it's usually a dead give away, Kaiser Sossay (well it's something like that, you know your man from Usual Suspects) He's secretly a deadly assasin, the big blue lethal weapon!!!
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Post by becks23 on Dec 12, 2006 21:15:07 GMT
big blue, big blue wat u gonna do, wat u gonna wen they come for u
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Post by ratman on Dec 13, 2006 12:01:16 GMT
the spoons blue bab a deeba da da da dadeeba dadadadadeebadada....
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Post by pele on Dec 13, 2006 12:23:53 GMT
Blue spoon...i saw you standing alone...without a spoon in your hand... Do you know why d carries that spoon? Cos everytime he sees a nice bit of panini he starts pulling his lanyard and the spoon means his hands full. Hes a bad egg that damian boy, you dont see many sloaners that smoke... Seen davy brown trousers puffin away the other day at the texaco hes a sloaner has a moustache too mad bas
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Post by mrfish on Dec 13, 2006 13:34:08 GMT
Pele you'd be mad too if your wee bro was Ernie f**kin Beattle!!!
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Post by pele on Dec 13, 2006 13:59:38 GMT
Theres 2 davy brown trousers el bettleos bro and the other 1 that lives at the top of suffolk street would be a m8 of damo's hes the real brown trousers
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Post by mrfish on Dec 13, 2006 15:15:07 GMT
The cove that drives that wee buggy job round the place stoned clean out of his coupon?? Now thats a spacer, you couldn't trust him to protect old yippy-ki-aye, he'd probably run him over!!!
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Post by mrfish on Dec 13, 2006 15:17:18 GMT
Ah sham i know who your on about, that really good looking one that stands outside the nursing home at the top of Warden street, always stares a hole in ye. He freaks me out shem!! He actually looks kinda like Ratman, hehe
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Post by ratman on Dec 13, 2006 15:30:24 GMT
Blue spoon...i saw you standing alone...without a spoon in your hand... Do you know why d carries that spoon? Cos everytime he sees a nice bit of panini he starts pulling his lanyard and the spoon means his hands full. Hes a bad egg that damian boy, you dont see many sloaners that smoke... Seen davy brown trousers puffin away the other day at the texaco hes a sloaner has a moustache too mad bas Your right pele he is a mad b*****d. Tell you whose mental as well, ernie moonboots that lives down the electricity hut at the go-sun. Keith wilson told me moonboots fired a gun at him when he was in primary school. You know whose wile funny, the wee guy that looks like an aardvark who works in the texaco.
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Post by somewagon on Dec 14, 2006 13:38:54 GMT
didnt fire a gun. he came down with a shotgun/airgun (i was young. didnt know the difference) and he had 2big dogs. the c**t let the dogs off the lead so we got on the roof of the church at high street and threw stones at them. all cz we threw a couple of wee water balloons at the f**ker!!!!
he hit me with his walking stick one day cz i shouted ernie moonboots at him but wasnt as funny as the day he fell off his bike. watching an auld parade one nite and moonboots went to stop the bike and watch it. couldnt get his foot down on time and came down on his head. done some laughin!!!
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Post by somewagon on Dec 14, 2006 13:41:09 GMT
The cove that drives that wee buggy job round the place stoned clean out of his coupon?? Now thats a spacer, you couldn't trust him to protect old yippy-ki-aye, he'd probably run him over!!! good story bout him too. was sitting in the living room one night and heard the hum of his wagon coming up the road. looked out to see what the f**k he was at and he drove clean into a hedge. he was off his head and couldnt get outta the hedge. wish i had a video camera cz wouldve got a few hundred for it off you've been framed
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Post by mrfish on Dec 14, 2006 13:45:16 GMT
Here i was dandering down the doury road first thing this morning, your talking about 7 in the morning, minding my own business. It's pitch black and you could hardly see a thing then suddenly i noticed this figure walking past on the other side of the street. I looked over and sure enough it was your man from the Warden Street nursing home pure staring at me. They should put a chain on him or something, scared the clean f**k out of me he did!!!
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Post by somewagon on Dec 14, 2006 13:53:02 GMT
just while we on the subject i rem a fella we played football with in the car park went to auld bucket and spades house one night and threw a bengal match in the letterbox for a bitta craic. the match hit the door curtains and the whole door went up in fire!!! funny as f**k.
rem the 2 of them chasing me for shouting "f**k ian paisley" at them. they were gona kill me!!!
remember playing football in the tower centre car park and looking up the entry at the back of Albert Place and seeing mad mary squating doing a sh1t in the middle of it. just pulled her knickers up and walked on.
mad jock spat on me one time cz i wouldnt give him 10p for a f*g. sput right back in the f**kers face and run like f**k!!!
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Post by ratman on Dec 14, 2006 14:22:53 GMT
didnt fire a gun. he came down with a shotgun/airgun (i was young. didnt know the difference) and he had 2big dogs. the c**t let the dogs off the lead so we got on the roof of the church at high street and threw stones at them. all cz we threw a couple of wee water balloons at the f**ker!!!! he hit me with his walking stick one day cz i shouted ernie moonboots at him but wasnt as funny as the day he fell off his bike. watching an auld parade one nite and moonboots went to stop the bike and watch it. couldnt get his foot down on time and came down on his head. done some laughin!!! Just using a wee bit of poetic licence there keeff!! Ur right fishy, chain the b*****ds up. Do any of use know oul willy mcbilly that always goes to eugene diamonds for a lucozade, then walks really slowly and keeps turning to look back. He used to work on the dr shop.
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Post by ratman on Dec 14, 2006 14:28:42 GMT
Ah sham i know who your on about, that really good looking one that stands outside the nursing home at the top of Warden street, always stares a hole in ye. He freaks me out shem!! He actually looks kinda like Ratman, hehe My ma says i look like ronan out of boyzone and im gonna play for liverpool when i grow up. Not like a catagory a yellow bus passenger. I gave one of the warden street posse a bad booting one night. He was licking his lips at me, gay b*****d, and sticking his tongue in the bottom of his mouth making the spastic sign. I put the head in him and left the f**ker for dead.
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Post by mrfish on Dec 15, 2006 9:43:10 GMT
Good for you mate, i can't stand the bullying f**kers. They think they run the show, doesn't make sense cos they can hardly walk never mind run!!
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Post by mrfish on Jan 12, 2007 13:52:28 GMT
Just would like to report on a fine security job done by all our members on protecting the Kaiser over the Christmas period! Yipee - ki - aye!!!!!!!!
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Post by ratman on Jan 12, 2007 15:19:46 GMT
Yip-ee-kay-ay! Well done lads. Kaiser McClean reported for duty at Ballee last night safe and sound, footballs in one hand, water bottles in the other.
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